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Posted: Jul 23, 2010 - 05:32 PM
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... Erased from existance for being a waste of money and time and (sometimes) talent.
Props to Newbreed for the inspiration to start this thread here! Thanks, bro! |
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We tried to make a record, but, y'know, it just was taking so long we only got three songs done, and not 'cause of me, I'll tell ya straight up," he said. "If anyone ever says anything like that I was the problem on that record, they're crazy. I had my stuff totally together" (Sammy Hagar - The San Gabriel Valley Tribune/2010)
"Go to Hell, Sammy Hagar!" (EVH - GW/2010)
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Posted: Jul 23, 2010 - 05:33 PM
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I'd say;
Sex and the City
Transformers 2
ALL the possible ones from this Twilight saga. |
_________________ Atomic Dumba$$es Unite!
We tried to make a record, but, y'know, it just was taking so long we only got three songs done, and not 'cause of me, I'll tell ya straight up," he said. "If anyone ever says anything like that I was the problem on that record, they're crazy. I had my stuff totally together" (Sammy Hagar - The San Gabriel Valley Tribune/2010)
"Go to Hell, Sammy Hagar!" (EVH - GW/2010)
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Posted: Jul 23, 2010 - 06:08 PM
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Every horror movie ever created that's rated PG 13.
Caddyshack II
American Psycho II
Every direct to DVD sequel of a good movie. |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2010 - 10:40 PM
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| M.Night's AirBender,.......the acting is terrible,(minus 1), the story is unbelievably rushed, the action is weak, and leaves you saying "Thank GOD for the cartoons...!" |
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Posted: Jul 23, 2010 - 10:52 PM
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Simonhead wrote:
I'd say;
Transformers 2
Dang, I though the first Transformers was terrible...enough so that I never wanted to see the sequel!
Armageddon - terrible plot line, lousy acting, every movie cliche possible. (I actually own this movie - that's a whole story in itself!)
Pretty Woman - I can't stand Julia Roberts and this movie is brutal.
Batman and Robin - cheese, cheese, cheese
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Posted: Jul 24, 2010 - 11:47 PM
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| The English Patient |
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Posted: Jul 27, 2010 - 12:24 AM
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Funny People
I dont know what the heck Adam Sandler was thinking when he made that. |
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Posted: Jul 27, 2010 - 11:55 AM
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GirlGoneBad wrote:
Simonhead wrote:
I'd say;
Transformers 2
Dang, I though the first Transformers was terrible...enough so that I never wanted to see the sequel!
Armageddon - terrible plot line, lousy acting, every movie cliche possible. (I actually own this movie - that's a whole story in itself!)
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IMHO the 1st Transformers movie is somehow acceptable. My son made me watch it twice every single day when we got the dvd. But the 2nd one is terrible - even a 06 years old kid thought it was confused and boring.
So, what's the story behind you buying a copy of Armageddon? |
_________________ Atomic Dumba$$es Unite!
We tried to make a record, but, y'know, it just was taking so long we only got three songs done, and not 'cause of me, I'll tell ya straight up," he said. "If anyone ever says anything like that I was the problem on that record, they're crazy. I had my stuff totally together" (Sammy Hagar - The San Gabriel Valley Tribune/2010)
"Go to Hell, Sammy Hagar!" (EVH - GW/2010)
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Posted: Jul 27, 2010 - 04:24 PM
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Simonhead wrote:
So, what's the story behind you buying a copy of Armageddon?
Well...I have a rule - 'never buy a movie if you haven't seen it yet'. So, my wife went to the video store to rent a movie and couldn't find anything so she bought a couple of discount movies. One of them was "The Bank Job". Neither of us had seen it (d'oh!). I read the back of the case and knew I wouldn't like it. Sure enough, about 20 minutes in I look over and tell her the movie blows, and she agreed. No way was I going to be stuck owning this movie, so I ask her to take it back and exchange it for something else. She asks how they would take back an opened, partly watched movie. I said if you go now, they just might do it. So she goes to the store and asks one of the employees and they say "no", they can't accept a return/exchange on a movie purchase. So she hands the movie to him and says "fine, you keep it, sell it to someone else". The manager overhears and comes over and asks when she bought it. She tells him less than an hour ago. He asks for the receipt and checks the time stamp. He says "well, we don't normally do this, but since you just bought it and really didn't have enough time to rip it, I'll let you exchange it". Nice! So she brought home "Armageddon"... We both have seen it...so I guess it counts!  |
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Posted: Jul 27, 2010 - 05:46 PM
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GirlGoneBad wrote:
Simonhead wrote:
So, what's the story behind you buying a copy of Armageddon?
Well...I have a rule - 'never buy a movie if you haven't seen it yet'. So, my wife went to the video store to rent a movie and couldn't find anything so she bought a couple of discount movies. One of them was "The Bank Job". Neither of us had seen it (d'oh!). I read the back of the case and knew I wouldn't like it. Sure enough, about 20 minutes in I look over and tell her the movie blows, and she agreed. No way was I going to be stuck owning this movie, so I ask her to take it back and exchange it for something else. She asks how they would take back an opened, partly watched movie. I said if you go now, they just might do it. So she goes to the store and asks one of the employees and they say "no", they can't accept a return/exchange on a movie purchase. So she hands the movie to him and says "fine, you keep it, sell it to someone else". The manager overhears and comes over and asks when she bought it. She tells him less than an hour ago. He asks for the receipt and checks the time stamp. He says "well, we don't normally do this, but since you just bought it and really didn't have enough time to rip it, I'll let you exchange it". Nice! So she brought home "Armageddon"... : We both have seen it...so I guess it counts!
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_________________ Atomic Dumba$$es Unite!
We tried to make a record, but, y'know, it just was taking so long we only got three songs done, and not 'cause of me, I'll tell ya straight up," he said. "If anyone ever says anything like that I was the problem on that record, they're crazy. I had my stuff totally together" (Sammy Hagar - The San Gabriel Valley Tribune/2010)
"Go to Hell, Sammy Hagar!" (EVH - GW/2010)
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Posted: Jul 28, 2010 - 12:09 PM
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I'm only going with movies I've seen, other wise the sex & the city movies would be mentioned
Avatar
Titanic
Four weddings and a funeral
Star Wars, episodes 1,2 & 3
Alvin & the Chipmunks 1 & 2 (my nephews make me watch them)
Where the wild things are
Alice in Wonderland (with J. Depp)
Just thought of another one...
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Posted: Jul 28, 2010 - 12:38 PM
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| Saw "Bad Lieutenant" last week. Crap movie. |
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Posted: Jul 28, 2010 - 04:37 PM
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Roy wrote:
Saw "Bad Lieutenant" last week. Crap movie.
Which one?
The one that just came out with Nic Cage?
Or the one from 1992 with Harvey Keitel?
The Harvey Keitel one is a masterpiece. |
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Posted: Jul 29, 2010 - 11:38 AM
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Dutchie wrote:
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Avatar
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Alice in Wonderland (with J. Depp)
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_________________ Atomic Dumba$$es Unite!
We tried to make a record, but, y'know, it just was taking so long we only got three songs done, and not 'cause of me, I'll tell ya straight up," he said. "If anyone ever says anything like that I was the problem on that record, they're crazy. I had my stuff totally together" (Sammy Hagar - The San Gabriel Valley Tribune/2010)
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Posted: Jul 29, 2010 - 12:07 PM
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PatVanHalen5150 wrote:
Roy wrote:
Saw "Bad Lieutenant" last week. Crap movie.
Which one?
The one that just came out with Nic Cage?
Or the one from 1992 with Harvey Keitel?
The Harvey Keitel one is a masterpiece.
The new one with Cage. |
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